You wait ages for one glamorous five-star luxury hotel promotion then the Dorchester Collection offer three at once.
Ladies who find themselves in Milan can enjoy the Hotel Principe di Savoia’s ‘Belle Donne’ package. (Belle Donne was not John’s wife.) Including prosecco on arrival (essential) and a visit to La Scala (where you won’t be expected to take to the stage… unless you really want to), it’s for belle donne who enjoy la dolce vita.
From €426 per room per night. Contact firstname.lastname@example.org
Gentlemen who like gentlemen should not feel left out either. The Hotel Principe de Savoia is also launching a package ‘especially for male couples’. (Hence the name ‘Milan O Man Package’, I suppose.) If you and your partner both possess X and Y chromosomes, you can also enjoy prosecco on arrival, a deep tissue massage and a city guide to the best cultural and nightlife.
From €575 per room per night. Contact email@example.com
A little further south and you can bask in the still-bright legacy of Grace Kelly, a frequent guest at the Hotel Bel-Air in Monaco. Kelly, before she married Prince Rainier in 1956, lived in a set of rooms since renamed the Grace Kelly Suite, which you can now stay in.
The lucky guests partaking of the very highest of high society will enjoy Kelly cocktails named after her films (The Swan with gin, lemon juice, simply syrup and rose sparkling wine sounds delicious) and a customised treatment at the Spa by La Prairie. You can even dial L for luxury (okay, that’s not true. But the room service will be good).
$3,250 per night, 9 May-31 August. Call +1 800 648 4097 or visit hotelbelair.com